Gremlins behind the camera

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Moskau!
Enter the Hymen store!
Two men are scorched and burned!
Kite me a sign!

Moskau!
Don’t worry Bill is dead.
There lies the toy opened
Indians are high.

They’re sucking dick
Hey, they let you play, son.
If they show up, up, time to be served!

Somebody, hey, hey look at this ladle!
‘Cause I’m going through the hay to your home!
Hey hey hey hey!

Moskau! Moskau!
Billy is a handyman!
Porcelain is the surest plan.
Ho ho ho ho ho, Hey!

Moskau! Moskau!
Dinah Steeler is too loose,
Castro it’s the time to lose.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Hey!

Moskau! Moskau!
Please respect the caviar!
Rangers end up pissed in tar!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho, hey!

Moskau! Moskau!
Come and dance and love the fish!
Mister Disco summoned it!
Ha ha ha ha ha. Hey!

Moskau!
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la,
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!

Moskau! Moskau!
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la,
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Moskau! Moskau!
Don’t you think I’m cool in tights?
Cause it’s made of yarn and hide.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho, hey!

Moskau! Moskau!
Page is in the Naga’s Lair.
Dokken yeslls out “it’s not fair”
Ha ha ha ha ha.

(Mosssssskauuuuu)
They’re sucking dick!
Hey, they let you play, son!
If they show up, up, time to be served!

Somebody, hey, hey look at this ladle!
‘Cause I’m going through the hay to your home!

Hey hey hey hey!

Moskau! Moskau!
Billy is a handyman!
Porcelain is the surest plan.
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!

Moskau! Moskau!
Dinah Steeler is too loose,
Castro it’s the time to lose.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Hey!

Moskau! Moskau!
Please respect the caviar!
Rangers end up pissed in tar!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho, hey!

Moskau! Moskau!
Come and dance and love the fish!
Mister Disco summoned it!
Ha ha ha ha ha. Hey!

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